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127) You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
126) Trouble sleeping
125) You can't bring that dog in this bar
124) My wife thinks she's a chicken!
123) He Said, She Said
122) You gotta come up with a gimmick or something.
121) Budget cuts
120) Always late for work
119) The IRS Tax auditor
118) The story of four people
117) Big Boss
116) A long night of passion
115) The neighbors will know
114) One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed
113) This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup.
112) The joyful father
111) Telling you the truth
110) Why Most Professions Are Dirty.
109) Harry was delighted when he found a young woman
108) After years of marriage
107) There's a man sitting at a bar
106) What part did you get?
105) A manager walks into his office
104) Does your dog bite?
103) Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
102) A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man
101) A guy sticks his head in the barber shop
100) Once there was a millionaire...
99) A man and his wife are driving down the road
98) A guy goes into a bar
97) A dinner speaker was in such a hurry
96) There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market.
95) After watching sales falling off...
94) A Blonde Goes to the Library?
93) A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain
92) An artist asked the gallery owner if...
91) A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
90) A man went to see his doctor
89) A man walks into a hamburger shop
88) A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady
87) After just a few years of marriage...
86) This man is at work one day when...
85) A man was driving home one evening
84) Patient: Doctor, I have a problem
83) A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.
82) One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car
81) On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
80) The local bar was so sure
79) There were these two guys in a bar
78) A man walked into his backyard one morning
77) This guy comes home from work one day
76) Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
75) The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)
74) The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years
73) Two guys in a jungle come around a corner
72) After shopping for most of the day
71) There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime
70) A lady goes to the doctor and complains
69) To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs
68) A plane is on its way to Montreal
67) A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit
66) During a rock climbing expedition
65) A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office
64) A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
63) A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle
62) A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases
61) This woman goes into a dentist's office
60) Unable to attend the funeral after his father died
59) There were three guys talking in the pub
58) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip
57) Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center
56) A Guy walks into a bar
55) The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club
54) A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone...
53) Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole
52) A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer
51) One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
50) A little girl walks into a pet shop
49) A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested
48) On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away
47) A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton
46) A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street
45) A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered
44) After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane
43) Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean
42) An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo
41) A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life
40) A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan
39) A panda walks into a restaurant
38) A guy burned two ears...
37) A film crew was on location deep in the desert
36) "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully"
35) A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car
34) Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar
33) A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house
32) Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis
31) After successfully passing the bar exam...
30) Brought back from the Sudan...
29) You can't bring that dog in this bar
28) There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink
27) A Blonde Goes to the Library?
26) Can I play the piano once these are off?
25) Leaving money for the dead
24) The bad and the worse news
23) Two cows were talking in the field one day
22) "Haven't I seen your face before?"
21) Bad accident
20) "If there are any idiots in the room..."
19) There was a farmer who raised watermelons
18) A little girl came home from school...
17) A mom and dad were worried about their son
16) The child comes home from his first day at school
15) Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
14) A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
13) One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
12) Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian
11) There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor
10) Will this cure my illness?
8) Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father
8) The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled
7) A blonde is terribly overweight
6) A man went to the nursing home to visit his grandfather
5) This blonde goes to the doctor complaining of headaches
4) A man walk into a restaraunt...
3) A local florist just went out of business...
2) A nerd was walking on campus one day
1) An older couple were lying in bed one night



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